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Free download I Love You, Beth Cooper ë PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free É Denis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech So in front of his 512 classmates and their 3000 relatives he announced I love you Beth Cooper It would have been such a sweet romantic moment ExOut of her league he is barely even the same species And then there's Kevin Beth's remarkably large boyfriend who's in town on furlough from the United States Army Complications ens. I’m not really a jock Actually it’s like I do no sports at all Except running Only away from psycho boyfriends of hot girls but that only comes later I’m or less a geek Still pretty much a nobodyBut it’s my High School graduation and that won’t matter because I’ll be going to College and won’t see any of these people again until our High School reunion Right About that one little problem I kind of messed up You see there’s this hot girl who is head cheerleader in my class called Beth Cooper and as I was giving my speech because I’m valedictorian for my class of course I kind of blurted out a word or two In front of every student and their families Something along the lines of “I love you Beth Cooper”That’s exactly what happened to Denis Cooverman in this hilarious novel Poor little Denis After that one teeny tiny sentence his whole life turned upside down Not only does he get to hang out with the hottest girl of his class and her two friends but he’s doing things he’s never done before Drinking driving going to parties and running away from Beth’s military boyfriend who wants to kill him Literally And This is all during what his parents think is a small get together at their house They are off doing something we shall not want to know in a car in the middle of the road that Denis Beth and their friends hit in the middle of their adventure What a mouthful but it completely makes him a badassFor those of you who think this novel is just another teen hormonal adventure you’re completely right This is exactly what teens today feel like And it’s not about the hot people It’s about us geeks out there who are basically in love with the most beautiful girl and how we would do anything to get with them The best part of this novel is that it shows that geeks have a chance That you don’t have to be good looking to find love That a persons mind will change as they see brains over beauty I pretty much felt like I was in Denis’ shoes half the time Mind you I don’t have any problems with the ladies but I do feel like I could be better at times And when I finished this it actually made me feel like I was much better than what I made myself beThough it’s from a guys point of view even girls can relate to this It digs deep into the world of popularity from a nobody’s eyes It makes the beauties and the brains look at one another for the first time Like putting them in the same room It makes us all think what would happen if we were on the other side And the ending of this novel makes us really see what is right and what is wrongDenis Cooverman has started a revolution that will always keep thriving Kudos my geeky friend You shall always be a badass popular kid to me

I Love You Beth CooperOut of her league he is barely even the same species And then there's Kevin Beth's remarkably large boyfriend who's in town on furlough from the United States Army Complications ens. I’m not really a jock Actually it’s like I do no sports at all Except running Only away from psycho boyfriends of hot girls but that only comes later I’m or less a geek Still pretty much a nobodyBut it’s my High School graduation and that won’t matter because I’ll be going to College and won’t see any of these people again until our High School reunion Right About that one little problem I kind of messed up You see there’s this hot girl who is head cheerleader in my class called Beth Cooper and as I was giving my speech because I’m valedictorian for my class of course I kind of blurted out a word or two In front of every student and their families Something along the lines of “I love you Beth Cooper”That’s exactly what happened to Denis Cooverman in this hilarious novel Poor little Denis After that one teeny tiny sentence his whole life turned upside down Not only does he get to hang out with the hottest girl of his class and her two friends but he’s doing things he’s never done before Drinking driving going to parties and running away from Beth’s military boyfriend who wants to kill him Literally And This is all during what his parents think is a small get together at their house They are off doing something we shall not want to know in a car in the middle of the road that Denis Beth and their friends hit in the middle of their adventure What a mouthful but it completely makes him a badassFor those of you who think this novel is just another teen hormonal adventure you’re completely right This is exactly what teens today feel like And it’s not about the hot people It’s about us geeks out there who are basically in love with the most beautiful girl and how we would do anything to get with them The best part of this novel is that it shows that geeks have a chance That you don’t have to be good looking to find love That a persons mind will change as they see brains over beauty I pretty much felt like I was in Denis’ shoes half the time Mind you I don’t have any problems with the ladies but I do feel like I could be better at times And when I finished this it actually made me feel like I was much better than what I made myself beThough it’s from a guys point of view even girls can relate to this It digs deep into the world of popularity from a nobody’s eyes It makes the beauties and the brains look at one another for the first time Like putting them in the same room It makes us all think what would happen if we were on the other side And the ending of this novel makes us really see what is right and what is wrongDenis Cooverman has started a revolution that will always keep thriving Kudos my geeky friend You shall always be a badass popular kid to me

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I Love You, Beth Cooper Ð Denis Cooverman wanted to say something really important in his high school graduation speech So in front of his 512 classmates and their 3000 relatives he announced I love you Beth. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT READ THIS BOOK I am ashamed to admit that I suggested that my book club read this book as a fun summer read since we seemed to be reading a lot of depressing books lately I assumed that it would be a high school dork story in the vein of Freaks and Geeks Instead it was one of the worst books I have ever read Yes I gave it ZERO stars And Larry Doyle if you are reading this review please contact me so I can give you my address so you can write me a check for the cost of the book Why oh why did I not practice what I preach and just borrow it from a libraryAnyway the only way I can describe this book is if you found the horniest junior high student on the planet forced him to watch every cliched teen movie that was produced in the past 30 years then forced him to watch a 3 day marathon of The Three Stooges and then let him spill his guts about his every sexual fantasy well this is the book he would write This book includes but is not limited to the following madcap hilarity a main character who is so brutally beaten throughout the course of the book that it would be impossible for him to survive a naked co ed shower scene a threesome scene a party scene where a Hummer crashes through the house countless vomiting incidents and about 15 chapters involving drunk drivingHilarious indeed Free download ì PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free å Larry Doyle

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Larry Doyle å 5 Free read Cooper It would have been such a sweet romantic moment Except that Beth the head cheerleader has only the vaguest idea who Denis is And Denis the captain of the debate team is so far. When I read this book I had no idea that the author first time novelist Larry Doyle was an established television writer with writing credits for Daria Beavis and Butthead and The Simpsons but I easily could have guessed I Love You Beth Cooper has the frantic pace and zany unrealistic plot points that are necessary to keeping a television audience especially the youthful ones of the aforementioned shows interested for the whole half hour It is full to bursting with cliches of high school and suburbia and the scenes all feel like they are cut and pasted from less than average teen movies but damn it it works This novel reads like a movie; if all the creative people behind Superbad could merge into one and create a novel this would be that novel The humor is very similar and I think it works even better on the page Indeed the laughs per page ratio found in Beth Cooper is one of the highest I've ever encountered I suppose the only close competition here would be America The Book and Good OmensLike Superbad the main thrust of the action in I Love You Beth Cooper takes place within a single evening in the lives of a pair of geeky high school boys Denis and Rich have just graduated from a suburban high school in Illinois and are making a lame attempt to make the most of their graduation night after Denis's extremely unconventional valedictorian speech in the stilted manner of adolescent public speakers throughout history Denis Cooverman stood in front of the entire assembled audience and declared his love for hyper popular uber pretty head cheerleading Beth Cooper the blond goddess who has sat in front of him in alphabetical order for a dozen years of public educationShortly after Denis and Rich are the only guests at Denis's graduation party the first of two teenage parties featuring alcohol and totally unsupervised this one is a nice twist as the only alcohol is a warm bottle of champagne left by Denis's parents for a bit of modest celebration The pair are stunned when unlikely plot point no 1 brings Beth and her interchangeable best friends to Denis's house The mishaps and the cliches escalate at an exponential rate as Beth drags Denis into her party girl lifestyle for the evening A second house party this one with copious amounts of alcohol and again no parental supervision an angry and extremely violent boyfriend a cabin in the woods a shower scene a chase a heroic rescue multiple fist fights and a few brushes with death leave Denis completely disillusioned; the girl he has idealized for his entire adolescence is nothing than human and very flawed at that This is a girl who comes only a hair's breadth from performing sex acts to get alcohol a girl who sleeps around a girl who hasn't planned for her future a girl who is in all likelihood already past her peakI Love You Beth Cooper is in a lot of ways a sad story about growing up and the changes that everyone faces in that time surrounding high school graduation; the extended adolescence provided by American culture is over and the real world beckons It's this juxtaposition of innocence and maturity that provides such a wealth of material for all of the many many books and movies and television shows centered on it Beth Cooper for all of its emotional heft is still primarily a screamingly funny and excessively entertaining read; it would be a mistake to pass it by especially if your memories of high school graduation are still fresh