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Summary ☆ Motherfucking Sharks õ PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB ô Where I come from the children sing a songOh the motherfucking sharks; Oh they're gonna come to townOh they're gonna kill the babies; Oh they're gonna make you drowned in your bloodOh the motherfucking sharks; Oh they're gonna mince the fleshThey're gBout the godsAnd they don't care about the familiesAnd they don't care about the cries or tears they're killersMotherfucking sharksMotherfucking sharksMotherfucking sharksMotherfucking sharks. A dark and poetic fable nihilistic caustic sometimes funny sometimes sad constantly and cathartically surprising chaotic philosophical gory visceral alien narratively complex yet deceptively simple and so freakin’ weird in its own uniue way that it’s almost untouchable These are the words I would use to describe this book Why are there sharks flying through the sky What does any of this mean Are these uestions even important Goddamn this is good writing

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Herfucking sharks; Oh they're gonna mince the fleshThey're gonna swim up and surround you; Don't you know you'll never pass the test it's overOh the motherfucking sharks; Oh they don't care a. WE HAVE A FLOATER Just in time for shark week So you’ve read the reviews Motherfucking Sharks is “awesome” it’s “magical” it’s “funny” it’s “gory” it’s “motherfucking brilliant” True all true But there’s something else about this story something special something beautiful This story is like a fairy tale and to me fairy tales have always been weird as fuck and scary as hell This story is like a reversal of the Pied Piper of Hamelin A stranger comes to town and brings his weird as fuck and scary as hell tale of the Motherfucking Sharks Read these excerpts and you decide whether to follow the piper into the story or sit idly by and miss your chance to be devoured by Carr and his Motherfucking Sharks About Crick He carried a bouuet of roses ahead of him as though the flowers cast light and he traversed dark stained wilderness but the sun brightened all things the moment he arrived Less than a day later the great orange orb seemed pulled behind blankets of gangrenous flesh dead to the world that lay prone to the flood from the rain but when Crick appeared he had to thin his eyes at the strength of life’s shine About Sharks The shark is a murderer but it’s an honest one It is killing you or you are alive The human can kill you a million times in its imagination while pouring you a glass of water If you don’t believe me get a job waiting tables About Shark Puddles Outside the sun dries the wet of the world back toward the medicinal blue of heaven’s expanse begging the land away from its state of recent flooding and shivering of sharks swim rampant through the trees and streets gone red with the spilled human blood Crimson drops bloom oddly through the murky rain puddles the color of caramel About the Rain Rain According to Scraw I’m gonna hold my hand out the window and catch some of God’s tears and drink them If the water I catch is salty well the rain is God’s tears for certainRain According to Crick Fuck the rain and fuck this weird guy with his hand out the window Rain According to YouWrite your own story about the rainRain According to Mom The juggler he was right about the rain but I just can’t believe he’s right about the sharks The Rain Stops Soul shaped hands seek heaven shaped promises to hold and hold onto even as the storm douses the streets until they bulge like blisters – the girth of them puny against the eternity of the flood Motherfucking Sharks Some things go so against the line of logic we’ve branded hot on our brains that their impressions on our minds echo with madness and are rejected spat away and even if you look twice you still don’t believe it I was mesmerized by Carr’s writing I was devoured by his words I was led away by his story And in the end I was amazed how strange and beautiful his story was even through all its weirdness They say he who pays the piper calls the tune Carr definitely calls the tune with this one

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Motherfucking SharksWhere I come from the children sing a songOh the motherfucking sharks; Oh they're gonna come to townOh they're gonna kill the babies; Oh they're gonna make you drowned in your bloodOh the mot. Dafa 😵So this traveler is wandering around from town to town warning people about the impending storm which brings not only a barrage of rain and thunder it brings motherfucking sharks 🦈I will try as hard as I can to write this review without giving too much away Okay so if this book were a movie it would be the euivalent of Snakes on a Plane I say this because Samuel L Jackson would have to be in it given the title and the language used and because the book has just about as much storyline as that film did Let's face it Deep Blue Sea had a lot going for it 😋What makes this book even fascinating to me is that it is set in rural country and as far as I can tell it is the old west as they talk about horse thieving and hanging people and the sheriff's building No the answer to your uestion is it is not set anywhere near an ocean or body of water at all Then how can there be sharks you ask me I will answer it the way it does so elouently in the book fucking magicThe writing is definitely told in an old western style as if you were sitting playing cards and drinking with somebody in an old saloon and they were telling you the story The author also takes time out to talk to the reader from time to time I feel that if this was an audiobook it should be narrated by Sam ElliottWas it good Was it bad It was certainly ugly Lots of gore and sex for such a small book Not that those things are really ugly to the horror fan but still I have to say I have been on an MST3K Mystery Science Theater 3000 binge this past week and I would very much have enjoyed watching this with Tom Servo Jona and Crooow I think this made into movie form would have definitely fit the bill for this show So would I recommend this book That's a hard uestion to answer I think this is one of those books that you just have to take a motherfucking chance and read it for yourself 😁